Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Day of Reckoning


Today was beyond a doubt a most interesting day at the Round Rock store. I don’t know whether I should feel sorry for these poor bastards… or perhaps elated that they’ve finally been exposed for the lying, cheating scoundrels that they truly are on such an epic scale! (Of course you guessed it… I’m so ecstatic that they’ve been caught!)

Without getting into the nitty-gritty details on how the business works, essentially two things went terribly wrong for the management at the Round Rock store…
  1. Their Operations Manager has not kept up with inventory at all. On a bad week, a store may loose about $500 worth of merchandise. After we were through looking into their inventory today (and only the tip of the iceberg mind you), they probably lost anywhere between $25,000 and $45,000 worth of merchandise (in just one day).
  2. They have been prematurely releasing merchandise (making the system think that the customers have already received their purchased products)… now why is this important you may be wondering… well, the store only receives credit for a sale when the merchandise is released. If a customer purchases something but doesn’t pick it up for days or weeks, the store doesn’t get credit for the sale until the merchandise goes out. So for all intents and purposes, they’ve been manipulating the numbers and the system to make it appear that their store has been performing much better than it actually has been… which also means that they’ve been getting bonused on false numbers… stealing from the company!
Whether anything happens to them or not, I’m just glad that their unethical business practices have now been revealed to the rest of the district!

4 comments:

Alex said...

all I have got to say is woo fucking hoo

drunkbh said...

BUSTED!!!

Ron said...

I want to take a crowbar to Chris Mora's giant melon.

lgl said...

how do you know how big his cock is?