Saturday, July 30, 2005

I Told Me So!

I was so exhausted last night / early this morning when I finally went to bed… but just before that, I was remarkably hungry (as usual.) I told myself that I shouldn’t eat right before bed or bad things may happen. So, I didn’t take my own advice (I never do), and I went ahead and ate anyway… then I went straight to sleep.

I soon discovered that this is what you become when you eat after midnight… a punk ass bitch!

Needless to say, this is how I felt the next morning… my tummy to my heart felt as if they were ripped apart (call it an imminent gut feeling!) I'm not really sure if it was the food or just other crap going on. Whatever the reason may be, I now feel totally lightheaded, depleted... lifeless!

This is the first day in a long time that my appetite has just vanished! I’ve had to force food down my mouth today!


lgl said...

do you have an ulser?

Edward said...

ahaha - now I see why you wished me well on my blog. Hopefully the doctors won't find a xenomorph happily growing in my small bowel.

Frank said...

I have no idea what the hell a xenomorph is, but it sounds horrible! I hope you don't have one!

Edward said...

xenomorph = alien

Frank said...

Ah, I see... still not good.