Monday, July 25, 2005

Oldie, But A Goodie

So... Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing. You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night. You hear her stumble into bed around 4am. You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night. You're happy to see it all in one piece.

This image was actually used as evidence in a divorce case. See if you can figure out why.

4 comments:

Serenity said...

Too Funny! lol

lgl said...

Well that explains a lot.. I have never been able to figure out why people are so religious about getting their car cleaned...

wopanese said...

So, let me see if I can explain this... she dropped her keys on the windshield, see... and first she just leaned over the hood - first set of handprints... and then she realized just how dirty the hood was... so, instead of letting her brand new silk top get dirty, she took it off, see... yeah, that's it. SO then she leaned WAAAAAY across the hood so she could grab the keys, you see? What? Why not just go from the side? Well, there was this HUGE SUV, like a Hummer (how appropriate) parked on the driver's side... Yeah, that's it,... this HUGE SUV... so she had to go from the front, where it was closer, see?

of course, the hubbie shouldn't feel TOO bad. The guy must have taken all of 5 seconds to finish... besides, now he can get rid of the soccer-mom AND the soccer-mom-mobile...

Elemmaciltur said...

OMFG!