Chewbacca is probably still picking sand out of his hair from the Battle of Kashyyyk when we see him in A New Hope.
The Emperor isn't bald under his hood.
People from Naboo don't look like beach balls when pregnant with twins.
Despite murdering dozens of children, betraying your friends, and choking your wife, you can still have good in you.
While Stormtroopers may not be a great shot, Clone Troopers are!
Even cyborg generals can get Tuberculosis.
The Jedi's health insurance policy does not cover lost limbs, but the Sith plan has you covered.
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