Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Spending Too Much Time At Blogthings!

Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius

You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you.
Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you.
You have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle.

Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader

You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ...

A bit odd and socially isolated.

You couldn't care less of what others think.

And some of your beliefs are a little weird.

Like that time you thought you were Jesus.

Your Porn Star Name is: Jason Jizzy

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

Your Penis Name is: 100% All-beef Thermometer

Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 100%

Wrath: 100%

Envy: 80%

Sloth: 80%

Gluttony: 40%

Greed: 40%

Pride: 40%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 69%

You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.

You Will Die at Age 67


You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...

And how you'll die as well.

You Have Good Karma

In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others.

Your caring personality really shines through.

Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out.

But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots.

You Are 60% Extrovert, 40% Introvert

You are quite outgoing

You are a social connector - you know a ton of people

While you aren't a wild extrovert, you are a great talker

A fantastic storyteller, you keep everyone laughing

You Are Best Described By...

The Scream

By Edvard Munch

Your Seduction Style: The Dandy

You're a non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations.
Your sexuality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories.
It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you.
You have the psychology of both a male and a female, and you can relate to anyone.

This Love by Maroon 5

"I was so high I did not recognize
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind"

You were so great in 2004 that you make everyone a little bit sick!

You Are a Husky Puppy

Sweet, affectionate, and docile.
But when you see a cat or chicken, it's kill kill kill!!!


Elemmaciltur said...

Boy, were you bored!!!

Frank said...

When I took the What Breed of Puppy Are You quiz, I new that I was bored out of my mind. Bored doesn't even begin to describe it though... inanimate, sleepy, languorous, spiritless, insouciant, lifeless! That's all I got to say about being bored!

Troy said...

That is stupid my porn star name is Dan Rather, he's a freakin news anchor! Meanwhile my penis' new name is Anaconda :-D

Frank said...

When I put my full name in the penis name generator, the name changed to Darth Vader.

lgl said...

Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.

**** Then the very next thing says....***

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.