Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius |
You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you. Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you. You have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle. Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader |
You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ... |
A bit odd and socially isolated. You couldn't care less of what others think. And some of your beliefs are a little weird. Like that time you thought you were Jesus. |
Your Porn Star Name is: Jason Jizzy |
Part Expert Kisser |
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable |
Part Passionate Kisser |
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble |
The Keys to Your Heart |
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. |
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. |
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. |
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. |
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. |
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship. |
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. |
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. |
Your Penis Name is: 100% All-beef Thermometer |
Your Deadly Sins |
Lust: 100% |
Wrath: 100% |
Envy: 80% |
Sloth: 80% |
Gluttony: 40% |
Greed: 40% |
Pride: 40% |
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 69% |
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. |
You Will Die at Age 67 |
And how you'll die as well. |
You Have Good Karma |
In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. |
You Are 60% Extrovert, 40% Introvert |
You are quite outgoing You are a social connector - you know a ton of people While you aren't a wild extrovert, you are a great talker A fantastic storyteller, you keep everyone laughing |
You Are Best Described By... |
The Scream By Edvard Munch |
Your Seduction Style: The Dandy |
You're a non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations. Your sexuality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories. It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you. You have the psychology of both a male and a female, and you can relate to anyone. |
This Love by Maroon 5 |
The fire burning in her eyes The chaos that controlled my mind" You were so great in 2004 that you make everyone a little bit sick! |
You Are a Husky Puppy |
But when you see a cat or chicken, it's kill kill kill!!! |
5 comments:
Boy, were you bored!!!
When I took the What Breed of Puppy Are You quiz, I new that I was bored out of my mind. Bored doesn't even begin to describe it though... inanimate, sleepy, languorous, spiritless, insouciant, lifeless! That's all I got to say about being bored!
That is stupid my porn star name is Dan Rather, he's a freakin news anchor! Meanwhile my penis' new name is Anaconda :-D
When I put my full name in the penis name generator, the name changed to Darth Vader.
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.
**** Then the very next thing says....***
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
***wtf***
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